Test Your Spanking Knowledge

What do we really need to know about spanking?

Just reach back and hit as hard and fast as you can with whatever is in your hand (or just your hand) and rapidly repeat until you can no longer lift your arm - or the person you are spanking passes out. Whichever comes first.

It's like photography. Just aim and press a button. Simple.

Or writing. Just put words on paper (or your computer). Piece of cake.

It's all so simple, isn't it?

This is a re-post of a spanking crossword puzzle I created and stuck on top of a copy of one of my art works that seemed an ideal combination of those two key things in life: babes and plain backgrounds. Or something like that (hey it's late, all right? It's not easy throwing this gibberish together at the last second.)

I decided to re-post it now because:

1) I have about 10 times the readership I had when it was originally published so I know many of you didn't see it the first time.

2) I'm too lazy to write a fresh post.

This crossword puzzle will test your spanking knowledge, none of which matters, as I explained in the first two paragraphs.

So why do it?

Fuck if I know.

I know. Why don't you have a contest with your significant other to see who does better? I'm sure you can come up with some fun and extremely painful prizes for the winner or loser (to be decided after you know who is the winner and who is the loser, of course).

The questions are in text format at the end of this post in case anyone has trouble reading them off the puzzle. Click on the picture to go to a much larger version.

I hope you enjoy it. If not, I still win because I managed to post something and it took very little energy and even less brain power. And, after all, as my longtime readers know, that is theme of Dante's Paradiso.

Answers are here.

Here are the questions:

Across

4. If spanked hard by this you might need one to get around.

5. A boring lover, but better with hot fudge.

6. Sometimes used in D/s marriages in place of a wedding ring.

7. An overwhelming euphoria, a feeling of bliss, usually following an intense spanking by an advanced practitioner of the esoteric spanking arts.

11. Makes a sub weak in the knees.

14. Like a junkie chasing the dragon, many people seek pain hoping to get their fix of _______.

16. Things a person will not do under any circumstances.

17. A female sub in serious need of a spanking.

18. When a submissive is gently and carefully brought back to reality.

Down

1. Even the hottest, kinkiest session ends because of this.

2. The dream partner for a sadist.

3. Have whip, will travel.

8. Rules and boundaries placed on hard copy.

9. A traditional and quite intimate position.

10. This is good to put on pizza but bad to do from the bottom.

12. What determines whether hitting your wife is a crime or just kinky fun for you and her is whether or not the violence is ______.

13. After her first date with of a thin, bald, middle-aged bachelor, a submissive woman who loves being spanked, agrees to return to his place for a nightcap. What item, if she found it in his bathroom, would give her reason to believe she might have found the man of her dreams?

15. Acts designed to seriously test one's limits.