Sunday, August 29, 2010

I'm Amazed How Incredible It Is To Shut Off My Mind!

Shutting off your mind is really a misnomer because it's only when you shut it off that it truly begins to open.

I've been "messing around" with meditation for almost a year now, doing it maybe once or twice a week for anywhere from 10 to 25 minutes. I used to do it while my wife slept beside me, figuring if she woke up she'd just think it was the typical weird Dante laying next to her, flat on his back with a pillow across his face. I didn't want to tell her what I'd been doing because I knew it would just widen the gulf that was growing between us as I drifted ever closer to pursuing my mystical / spiritual aims and she drifted ever farther from her own.

Meditation is something I've known for over 30 years I would one day all but devote my life to, but I also knew that once I decided to commit to it, there was turning back. It would require a minimum of 2 1/2 hours daily for the rest of my life and was a major part of several vows I would have to take, but the others including vegetarianism, I had taken years ago. This was "the final frontier" on my spiritual quest.

To me, and millions of others, it is vitally important and not something to be entered into lightly. It is not something to just "try" and discard if you find it too difficult. That's because, unlike a lot of forms of meditation, the kind I have always known I was destined for is not for health or relaxation, though those are but two of the wonderful "side effects," but for something far more superior to any of that. In fact as "superior" as one can get.


Without boring everyone with details about something you probably couldn't care less about I'll just say it is what has been practiced by Mystics since the dawn of time. It has been done by countless practitioners, including many who were well-known such as Buddha and Christ. It is strictly for spiritual advancement, but that's not what I want to talk about. I want to talk about the other benefits and other types of meditation.

Regardless of your aims, when you disengage the mind for even non-spiritual aims, and enter into deep states of meditation every day for periods of just 20 minutes or up to 2 1/2 hours or more, it quickly becomes clear that there are incredible benefits beyond whatever spiritual goals you might have, if any.

I've read all kinds of studies that say meditation for even as little as 20 minutes daily can start to have noticeable beneficial effects on people in as little as a month. I can now say, with 100% certainty, that this is the truth. Just the energy levels and mood elevation alone have shown me how great meditation is for my overall health and outlook. Only three days after I began meditating for a minimum of 2 1/2 hours a day I began to feel an amazing change.

I don't care if you are a world class athlete and feel like you are mentally and physically on top of the world. If you aren't meditating regularly, you need to start. I can't emphasize that enough. It's an amazing experience and you will feel incredible.

I have only been doing deep meditation for a 2 1/2 hour daily minimum for a bit over two weeks now, but it has been a remarkable experience. I just finished a few minutes ago and I felt so relaxed and "high" when I finished that I'm rushing through this post because I want to do some more.

If you haven't ever looked into the studies about the incredible positive physical, mental and emotional effects of deep meditation, I encourage you to do a little research. I'm not suggesting any of you become renunciates. I'm talking about regular old, basic meditation here.

I know a lot of my readers like to be spanked and though there are many aspects about it that appeal to different people, in the "end" it almost always comes down to endorphins. It's about a "high."

I promise that any "high" one gets from a spanking doesn't hold a candle to the sheer bliss you can get from meditation. Forget all the other great benefits, just the wonderful and amazing mood alteration is enough to make it worth looking into.

I always thought, as a person with the racing mind that comes with ADHD, trying to meditate would be absolute torture, if not downright impossible. I couldn't have been more wrong. It's one of the most incredible experiences of my life. I LOVE it! To say that I was "surprised" by how much I love meditation would be an insane understatement. And if I enjoy it this much at such an early stage, I can only dream of what it will someday be like, God willing.

All I can say is, if you have never tried it, you really need to give it a shot. And if you have done it and didn't get the results you hoped for, give it time and give up any expectations. Just relax and enjoy the peace. The benefits will come in time if you don't give up. And when they do, you'll understand exactly why it was well worth the wait!

Saturday, August 21, 2010

I Can't Be Crazy Because I Think I Am

They say insane people never know they are crazy. So, since I know I'm crazy that must mean I am sane, right.

Makes sense to me. (Told you I was crazy.)

Well, after reading some of the search terms people used to find this blog, I'm quite sure that, even though I am nuts, I'm way down on the "bloody loon" scale.

I don't know what's worse, some of the search terms people actually typed into Google, or the fact that Google, in its infinite wisdom, decided "Dante's Paradiso" was the logical place to send these people.

The search terms used are in red and the text in black represent my comments.

(By the way, if you didn't stay long enough to see that the first picture was an animation, go back and look at it for a few seconds. I feel terrible for the kid but he's got a great sense of humor!)

can i fuck your wife porno - I see we're off to a blazing start. I guess I should be thankful that it at least says "can I?"

deepthroat sausage - Things have suddenly taken a turn for the better!

dom makes me poop - Ummm ... I sure hope that Google just failed to mention the last part of this search term was "from fear."

who has the biggest asshole - I used to, but she ran out on me.

pussy fitness - YA, BABY! All you ladies who want to get that thing in top shape, Google says Dante will give it a tremendous workout.

butt cheeks ache and burn - You need more fiber.

squishy hips - You need less fiber.

gay beastiality - I prefer to think of myself as bi-curious.

men who wear panties - Damn! I knew Google has a video camera embedded in my monitor.

large women - I nearly had a heart attack when I read this one because I thought it said "woman." I don't mind Google thinking of me when someone types in "large" (kinda like it, in fact) but "woman" would have bothered me.

weird bloejobs - Evidently strange oral sex is common among illiterates.

dog spanking - For those times when a monkey just won't do.

torture testicles squeeze - Oh God, I beg you, please find another blog!

limp weenie - Well, what did you expect? Did you read the last one?

imitating pussy - Hell, anything that'll get me out of a torture testicles squeeze.

wife screwed by stranger - I might have seemed insecure but this never would have bothered me because no matter what she ever did I always knew there was none stranger than me.

femail orgasm denial -That's why I'll never have sex with a woman who works at the Post Office. My ego couldn't take it.

smell my feet women - Shit! Now Google is reading my fantasies!

katrina wet pussy play - Damn, they really are!

jewel kilcher nipples sucked - Okay Google, do you have a camera in my brain or what?

small penis therapy - Shit! Now they're into my medical records too!

my little vibrator - Well, if you use anything bigger I'll just end up being a disappointment.

mother-in-law otk - Ummm. I think "future mother-in-law" OTK might be more accurate.

attractive older woman otk - Ummm. Do you think we could get off the Katrina's mom shit for a while?

rescue me nude - If I do you're gonna need a lifetime of therapy.

male buttocks workout - I'm gonna let you in on a little secret - Two hours before you have a date or go to church or have a meeting with an important client, eat an entire can of B&M Baked Beans. The hours you spend clenching those cheeks will pay off in great muscle tone.

fully clothed pee - I want to party with this dude!

use my wife's pussy for payment - Damn! I'll never get out of debt!

we butter the bed with butter - Strange thing to be bragging about.

towel slip - You do know they make 'em out of a much thinner material these days, right?

spanking couples - I'm game as long as they are lesbians.

naked fries - I prefer to put little dresses on mine.

girls having sex with dogs - Okay Google, I know I'm no Brad pit but come on!

wet google - Don't fuckin' tempt me!

footstool - What I am going to feel when I jam my foot up your ass.

women pooping on the floor - I never thought I'd long for how men mark their territory.

first time sexual intercourse pain - Ya, I admit I begged and pleaded and whined until she said yes.

huge buttplug - I've been called worse.

virgins getting their cherry popped - As opposed to what, hookers getting their cherries popped?

in bed with faith pussy - What, you couldn't just be honest and search for "fucking the pastor's wife?"

menstrual sex - Bloody hell!

hairbrush spanking - When my hairbrush won't get my hair just right I've always found a good talking to and a time out works best.

my wife fantasizes about - Anyone but me.

slutpiercing - Wow! I never even thought of having mine pierced.

is it safe to drink my dom's pee - Not only is it safe, it goes great with fish.

warm my panties - I can't. You drank it all.

make your own vibrators - Just move close to the San Andreas Fault.

out of his head - Finally, an accurate one.

horses creampie - Sounds great, but unfortunately I'm a vegetarian.

lactation doms - How was I supposed to know all that tofu I've been eating is full of estrogen!

spank comics - Thank you! I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitresses.

Monday, August 16, 2010

Snapshots From This Journey I Call Life

It's been a while since I posted any pictures I've taken over the years so I figured I'd stick up a few I found on one of my hard drives.

What can I say, it's easier than writing something.

Well, not really as there's a lot of work to edit and size the pics, but it doesn't involve a lot of that pesky thinking stuff.

Yes, I'm feeling rather lazy at the moment. :)

At the end there's a graphic link to a site you can join for free and get paid for losing weight.

Leave it to me to find great things like this now that I don't have the extra weight to make myself rich, but I figure some of you might know someone who does.

Let me know how much you make. If it's good I'll start eating hundreds of dollars worth of extra food so I can make a couple bucks.

I'm pretty smart, don't you think?

(If you want to see larger versions just click the pic.)






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